my personal thesis challenge: no single sentence may go over 100 words.

The Amstel seen from the artist’s studio, c.1914-20 by
Hendrik Jan Wolter (Dutch, 1873–1952)
things google maps is good for:
- the fastest route to work through rush hour traffic
- pinpointing the exact beach in New Brunswick where I found a dead seal when I was nine

pinned: the approximate location of a dead harbor seal, August 2000
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Nanette Heine (née Kaula)
Joseph Karl Stieler
Oil on canvas
c. 1829

Look I think Alexander Stewart’s death at Flodden was a minor tragedy too, especially on the cultural front, but palaeographers have the strangest priorities
things google maps is good for:
- the fastest route to work through rush hour traffic
- pinpointing the exact beach in New Brunswick where I found a dead seal when I was nine


