ways to find peace: a) pray b) hit things with a sword
they’re a well-matched couple
girls don’t like boys, girls like the pastoral escapist fantasy of living in a large house with many friends and several pets on a beautiful chunk of land with no financial, political, or medical anxieties. also, bread.
#this is 90% of the women I know
Proven by the viral string of reblogs linking us to one another.
@saphyre176 @thegoddesswater This is gonna be us one day
Heck yeah it is
[THIS IS FINE.GIF]
youtube has finally figured out what kind of content I am on the internet for
Things that I never knew I needed in my life until now: A Les Mis parody based on a guy ordering lobster at a diner.
a distraction for @pipcomix: have a lucy trying her most sincere wiggle to get me out of bed
apparently my parents let the local Land Trust install a motion-activated critter cam in their woods, and it has so far captured one neighbors’ pigs and the other neighbors’ cows.
that was….. inevitable.
i’ve been thinking about it but no caption could possibly make this any funnier
my personal thesis challenge: no single sentence may go over 100 words.
new goal: no paragraph may be longer than one (1) page
A Pretty Taste for Paradox 