“There’s a very nice marine laboratory on Svalbard, but every few years they lose a student to the polar bears. When I considered doing research there, they asked me if I could use a gun. …I decided not to go there.” 

I swear to god I’m going to show up at microsoft’s headquarters with a list of words they need to add to MS Word’s dictionary.

stop fucking telling me ‘biomagnification’ isn’t a word, you imbecilic scrap of software