although I couldn’t find any morris dancing photos I did find more than a dozen entries for my new album, ‘mica climbs on things, 2006-2018′
I was looking for photographic evidence of me morris dancing (which sadly does not appear to exist), but I’ve found a LOT of other embarrassing high school pictures deep in the annals of facebook instead. boy was having two friends who LOVED taking pictures a Mistake for 17-year-old me.
my ex-girlfriend ‘liked’ me on okcupid and I had such a visceral ‘NOPE’ moment that I physically recoiled from the email notification
New favourite example of structural ambiguity:
Nicole, who never [saw a dog and didn’t smile].
Nicole, who [never saw a dog] and didn’t smile.
my best thesis moment of the weekend was sitting in a starbucks weeping silently into my laptop because an academic article had quoted The Lorax
thesis editing highlights: I found a sentence with eight clauses… which I thought was bad until I found I had a sentence with fourteen clauses.
hilariously, my section on the importance of brevity and clarity in interpretative writing is two pages of the densest and most verbose academic language possible
thesis editing highlights: I found a sentence with eight clauses… which I thought was bad until I found I had a sentence with fourteen clauses.
current mood: hiding from my problems thesis
hi everyone my final thesis draft is due tomorrow so I am Dying and also blocking social media until tomorrow evening. if I don’t return, assume my thesis chair had me killed for a leaving in a three-page long paragraph
A Pretty Taste for Paradox 