Lady Washington and Chieftain have sails so thin the crew is acidentally putting their fingers through the sails. It’s $12 to sponsor one square foot of sail, and the office is trying to replace the worst three sails before May 20.

Maia and his most loyal secretary.
OH BY THE BY I am now using discord on a semi-regular basis, rather than just having it and never opening the program, so if any of my mutuals are on discord and want….. well, more of my nonsense in your lives…. let me know!
Beware the very first morning of May
@avoyagetoarcturus replied to your photoset: although I couldn’t find any morris dancing photos…
you really do look like your icon!!!

My Deepest Darkest Secret is that I’m a time-traveling artists’ model. I visited 1860s to pose for Rossetti, got offended when he hit on me in a really creepy way (by comparing me to his dead wife), stole his wombat, and returned to the 21st century, leaving behind only his portraits of me… which were fortunately indistinguishable from his portraits of Fanny Cornforth.






