Yeah, I should really ask my mum who in the family has them now. The story that has most viscerally imprinted itself on my brain is the one where Durrell family go for a picnic on the beach to impress some relatives from out of town and set up the blanket with a lovely length of driftwood to lean against, only to realise, upon noticing a strange pong, in the middle of the meal, that said driftwood was, in fact, a (very) deceased horse.

oh my god I’d forgotten that one. I think my favorite thing from the Corfu years was the passage about going out with the night fishermen and catching octopus with a trident, but my favorite overall is his descriptions of capturing armadillos in Argentina in The Drunken Forest… and tbh literally everything else in that book, the whole thing is a hysterical zoology misadventure.

@princeofmorley – yup! …and I honestly don’t know whether you’re referring to Massachusetts or Rhode Island there, but I grew up so close to the border that the answer is ‘yes’ regardless.
@vimyvickers – I did too, until that moment of blank incomprehension.
@pilferingapples – haha, well I cannot pretend to be a clam expert, but since I just checked and can’t abide giving false info: I was wrong, it’s actually a Naragansett word (although similar in Wampanoag, says wiki). In other, unrelated clam news, if you have never seen a geoduck clam, you should know that they are one of the most phallic animals alive, and also the mascot of Evergreen State College.
@bobcatmoran – right?? it’s such a delightful word for a delightful (and delicious) organism!

aw, i can retroactively say ‘hi’ to boston for you; i was in cambridge tonight to see G&S’s Mikado. Boston says ‘hello’ and sends you the scent of Warm Charles River and a glimpse of glittering skyline in unseasonably warm november dusk

omg thank you, that’s so sweet! it sounds like you had a lovely evening, despite the scent of the Charles River. (I’m jealous of your G&S, I’ve never seen that one!) 

Hello Friend, please allow me to attempt to ameliorate a rotten day by imparting this tidbit I just learned: Charles Darwin’s grandfather Erasmus tried his pen at writing some truly lackluster porn, specifically, I quote; “A surprisingly large number of authors went for “botanical porn,” which involved learned comparisons of the genitalia to plants. Erasmus Darwin.. was one such author, who produced the only very mildly titillating “The Loves of the Plants” in 1789.” Mohr, “Holy Shit”, p. 197 <3

oh my god thank you this is amazing. I’m so happy I am now in possession of this information.