me: [sees a joke post that says leonardo da vinci did the sistine chapel]
me: i need to correct this!!!
me: …no. wait. i’m not on earth to humorlessly fact check tumblr
the shrieking fleshless skeleton of michelangelo di lodovico buonarroti simoni, kicking down my door with one putrid rotting boot: what the FUCK. what the FUCK. that fake fiorentino piece of SHIT couldn’t find a ceiling with BOTH HANDS if an earthquake DROPPED it on TOP OF HIS HEAD
Tag: relatable
ok but did every kid have a certain historical time period that they were REALLY into?? like I was super into the california gold rush when I was 9 for no reason
A Pretty Taste for Paradox 