halfagony-halfhope:

Bridget Jones:  Sorry, is it true that, in the script for Pride and Prejudice, it had stage notes: “Imagine that Darcy has an erection”?

Colin Firth: Yes, it is.

Bridget Jones: Was that very easy to, you know, act?

Colin Firth: The erection?  Well, luckily, it was a headshot.

Bridget Jones: Oh. Is that something you do a lot?

Colin Firth: No, fortunately, it’s the only time I’ve ever had to simulate an erection.

(x)

Darcy?

1) fight them or fight for them

lemme at him

2) on a scale of 1-10 how excited do I get when I see them

4? idk

3) would i smooch

ew, a boy

4) have I drawn/written about them/should i draw/write about them

I have drawn him once, looking concerned

5) voice HC if they don’t have a voice already

Again, the 1995 Collin Firth one is pretty solidly entrenched for me. 

Elizabeth Bennet?

1) fight them or fight for them

I want to argue with Lizzy, it seems like she would be into recreational debate the same way I am. 

2) on a scale of 1-10 how excited do I get when I see them

oh 9, easily. 

3) would i smooch

hell yeah

4) have I drawn/written about them/should i draw/write about them

I’ve drawn her a few times, though only two of them have made it online, iirc

5) voice HC if they don’t have a voice already

I mean, she’s so solidly Jennifer Ehle in my head it’s hard to imagine an alternate.

Andrew Davies: I try to camouflage the faults of Austen and Tolstoy

amarguerite:

pilferingapples:

oceannocturne:

pilferingapples:

But far from being cowed by the titans of literature who created them, Davies reckons he has an opportunity to improve upon their famous works.

“I’m trying to bring out the wonderfulness of what’s in the book,” he said at Cheltenham Literature Festival, “and I’m also, sometimes, trying to camouflage the faults and often write some scenes that I think Tolstoy or Jane Austen should have written which is very cheeky and arrogant but there you go.”

He added that when it came to War and Peace, “Tolstoy didn’t really manage a satisfactory ending so I had to give him one,” jokingly labelling himself a “boastful bugger”.

….

you know when Hugo’s narration comes over all Lemony and he’s like “hey here’s a thing that’s going to End Badly but no one knows it yet, I am telling you, the reader, so you can be prepared”  ?  Yeah.

NO NO NO NO NO!!!!

There’s a part in the article where he’s like ‘well we only see Mr. Darcy from Elizabeth’s pov and she’s so prejudiced against him that we don’t know he’s a good guy until the end’ and I’m like…that’s the point???? Like the actual point of the novel???? Using a character’s POV to obscure facts is a literary device, not a flaw!! Tons of authors do it!!! Giving it all away at the beginning is BORING!! 

I’m so scared for his Les Mis adaptation O.O

I read that and cracked up because he doesn’t seem to even realize that he just namedropped half the title 

And I mean I’d be down with him saying “and I thought that kind of approach wouldn’t work as well onscreen” but he’s just like THIS WAS AN ERROR, it makes Elizabeth look too…prejudiced …and maybe Darcy seems too…proud…for …some reason…” 

I’m trying to have Hope, I did like  his P&P, but every new article just makes me wince >_<

The characters just seem so FLAWED it’s CRAZY that they have to OVERCOME FLAWS in order to actually understand each other? I thinks dramatic tension should come solely from gritty, awful scenes of female misery, not from irony or information being revealed!!!

Andrew Davies: I try to camouflage the faults of Austen and Tolstoy

A Monstrous Regiment – Chapter 4 – AMarguerite – Temeraire – Naomi Novik [Archive of Our Own]

amarguerite:

The dogfights in Dunkirk inspired me to finish this next chapter of my Temeraire/ Pride and Prejudice crossover. 

Now featuring: the Battle of Talavera! Colonel Fitzwilliam musing on Henry V! Captain Wentworth being unfairly attractive in his shirtsleeves! Captain Bennet in battle! Terrible political cartoons! And Admiral Roland hooking up with Lieutenant Sharpe. 

A Monstrous Regiment – Chapter 4 – AMarguerite – Temeraire – Naomi Novik [Archive of Our Own]