inane personal post – Page 5 – A Pretty Taste for Paradox

I am SUCH a hardware store lesbian

I just realized I scheduled my tattoo appointment on the same weekend as pride

natural history museum pub trivia is the best.

I was an asset to my team in the ‘identify these pelts’ round, the ‘label this diagram of a flower’ round, and the ‘invasive species of washington state’ round, but I have a sneaking suspicion that I would be…….. somewhat less useful in normal pub trivia

final thesis submitted, and four days ‘til graduation!

hangover finally mostly gone, replaced with caffeine shakes. damn it.

pro tip: don’t go rock climbing with a hangover

owning a uterus sucks and I wish I could opt out

question for folks with long hair, for no other reason than idle curiosity: do you braid your hair before bed (or otherwise contain it), or sleep with it loose?

(if loose, HOW do you STAND it touching your skin???? how)

just mowed the lawn using a grass whip (a sort of… mini scythe) and I feel very Historical and powerful and am… considering purchasing an actual scythe

I almost used the phrase “good enough for government work” at work today, but fortunately realized in time that, as we’re primarily a federal government contractor, it might be impolitic