I have two settings when writing:

  1. staring in panic at a blank screen, wondering how I could possibly write even a single phrase
  2. desperately trying to figure out how to make this sentence shorter than 100 words, while already two pages over the maximum page count

clarenecessities:

there’s something endlessly hilarious to me about the phrase “hotly debated” in an academic context. like i just picture a bunch of nerds at podiums & one’s like “of course there was a paleolithic bear cult in Northern Eurasia” and another one just looks him in the eye and says “i’l kill you in real life, kevin”

reading these court cases is making me so glad that I’m doing museum studies and not law. I keep grumbling things like “ex post facto? seriously? just say ‘after the fact’, you unbearably pretentious legal fuckers” at these documents

if anyone wants to improve their academic writing dramatically, pick up a copy of They Say, I Say by Berkenstein and Graff

it’s simple, direct, and game-changing; it’ll make you think about the mechanics of academic debate in a far more systematic way without once being dull or wordy or confusing. 10/10, would build a time machine and give this to my 18-year-old self if I could

purpleplunderbunny:

goddamnshinyrock:

purpleplunderbunny replied to your posthideflen replied to your post: we had our first…

it was inevitable

YOU ESPECIALLY because we’ve been LJ/tumblr friends for like…. god it must be nearly 10 years now, and went to college for totally different things, but we managed to both independently end up doing museum studies MAs. 

THIS IS A CONTINUING SOURCE OF HILARITY FOR ME tho my MA is public history??? so its not sooooo bad?? like

no it’s still pretty hilarious

dear god i think it HAS been almost ten years

OOPS sorry I was close??? I lose track of who is in which museum-adjacent field honestly. 

and yeah it’s definitely hilarious. museum-y people cluster like nobody’s business. one of my roommates has an MA in library science and the other one has an MA in archives, and we did not plan this. it’s ridiculous. 

we had our first group meeting with all eight of us who share the same thesis committee chair today and she was in the middle of explaining the timeline when I saw a hummingbird hovering outside the conference room window and automatically gasped “HUMMINGBIRD!” aloud and then immediately slapped my hands over my mouth in horror as the professor broke off mid-sentence and everyone spun around in their chairs to look

hire me I disrupt important meetings by pointing out birds

I’m reading a copyright case for my Legal Issues class and they decided to use the weirdest fucking metaphor possible for distinguishing between fair use and copyright infringement:

“The core of copyright’s protective purposes are not much use in […] separating the fair use sheep from the infringing goats in a parody case, since parodies almost invariably copy publicly known, expressive works.”

what the fuck, judge who wrote that.