Progress was made quickly after the team committed to an adult discussion.
‘Ultimately,’ Rogers remarked, ‘I don’t agree. But I get why Tony’s concerned.’
‘Thanks Cap. You raise compelling points yourself.’
‘Sure is complicated,’ sighed Rhodes.
‘A proposal,’ said the Vision, having been quiet. ‘If the accords fail to address the full complexity of our context, might we reply with an alternative?’
Wilson looked up. ‘You’re saying negotiate?’
‘Could work,’ said Stark. Rogers nodded.
‘Well,’ replied Romanov. ‘Thank God that didn’t escalate.’
Tag: ca:cw
Captain America Civil War Review Containing Spoilers and Emotions
Score: 8.5/10
Handsome strong big fight. Big boys punch hard, feel hard, get hard. Hold me in your strong arms handsome America man. Hold me to your enormous pecs I want to listen to them whisper to me. I love you.
So many men. I wish I could smell them. Here is what I think they smell like
this is the only Cap 3 review that matters
Zemo: Pop
Bucky: ???
Zemo: Six
Bucky: …no.
Zemo: Squish
Bucky: Stop.
Zemo: Uh-uh
Bucky: NO.
Zemo: Cicero
Bucky: NO!!!
Zemo: Lipschitz
Bucky [voiceover]: Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out. I can’t remember a thing. It wasn’t until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead.
yes thank you! I keep reading reviews where it’s like ‘you’re either team cap or team iron man’ and i’m always like ummm…. I’m team grow the hell up because none of you are handling this like adults.
oh my god RIGHT. I was team cap based on the comics bc the whole superhuman/mutant registration act thing was obviously horrifying but that’s not what this was at ALL, not even a little, so Cap’s objection turns from moral high ground to ‘I WOULD agree to UN oversight instead of just running around the world blowing things up with no consequences BUT my bff is more important than civilian casualties or responsibility’
of course Tony also handled things poorly but that was kinda expected going in, tbh. End result is ‘THIS IS WHY YOU PEOPLE NEED ADULT (NON-EVIL, NON-TRAUMATIZED, NON-SPY) SUPERVISION’
my civil war feelings: no one was right, EVERYONE needs massive therapy, please stop hitting.
Omg yes, if they’d just TALK TO EACH OTHER for ten minutes
i assume you’re talking about marvel’s civil war, or as i like to call it “a bunch of people with undiagnosed, untreated ptsd punch each other for two and a half hours”?
yeah the action sequences were frequently delightful but at the end of the day, everyone in that movie needs a mug of hot tea, a warm blanket, and a counselor to remind them to take deep breaths and speak in “i” statements and will you really be able to overcome your trauma by punching out another super-traumatized person?
A Pretty Taste for Paradox 