did you know hummingbirds not only drink nectar, they also hunt for insects and arachnids?

because I did not know this until recently and, let me tell you, watching a hummingbird slurp up a spider in a flash of long red tongue is somehow unspeakably weird.

goddamnshinyrock:

my arctic environment professor on narwhals: “they’re pretty interesting creatures, I guess, even though they’re not birds.”

my arctic environment professor on a colleague: “this is [name], she used to study polar bears but has improved her life and works on birds now.” 

I was on campus yesterday and someone was playing the ‘nice legs daisy dukes’ song as I walked past a flock of geese and my mind presented me with this:

webbed feet toothed beak makes a goose go [cacophonous honking noises]