Darcy : I’ve been dropping subtle hints that I like her.
*walks over to Lizzie*
Darcy : I can’t stand you
Tag: austen
Pride and Prejudice Go
An app that shows you where there’s a young man in possession of a good fortune who must be in want of a wife
On the radar:
Gentleman with 5,000 pounds a year
Handsome tragic veteran
Dashing officer of good breeding
Gentleman with 10,000 pounds a year
Liberal-minded heir to a large estateYour phone buzzes:
Mr. Collins
Your mother runs into the room “the lure I placed on netherfield park has worked at last. There is a young man in possession of good fortune, one of the girls must surely catch him”
I’m watching P&P for the first time and omg I love these assholes. I read it once as a tween but was too busy being a self-centered kid (‘ugh romance ugh straight people ugh Austen is so conventional’) to notice that it’s actually a hilarious comedy about sarcastic antisocial dicks reluctantly falling in love
this is basically regency Much Ado About Nothing and I’m so pleasantly surprised