Pride and Prejudice Go

sithtantrums:

sidhebeingbrand:

alriviera:

An app that shows you where there’s a young man in possession of a good fortune who must be in want of a wife

On the radar: 

Gentleman with 5,000 pounds a year
Handsome tragic veteran
Dashing officer of good breeding
Gentleman with 10,000 pounds a year
Liberal-minded heir to a large estate

Your phone buzzes: 

Mr. Collins

Your mother runs into the room “the lure I placed on netherfield park has worked at last. There is a young man in possession of good fortune, one of the girls must surely catch him”

I’m watching P&P for the first time and omg I love these assholes. I read it once as a tween but was too busy being a self-centered kid (‘ugh romance ugh straight people ugh Austen is so conventional’) to notice that it’s actually a hilarious comedy about sarcastic antisocial dicks reluctantly falling in love

this is basically regency Much Ado About Nothing and I’m so pleasantly surprised