current mood

Source: 2016jokes

me: i have 3 things to do, but only 1 time
me: i could just pick 1 thing to do
brain: do 0 things
me: why?
brain: You Gotta

voynichs:

british romanticism: i went into the woods and i found a beautiful woman, but she wasn’t really a woman, she was my Muse and the woods is my mind

american romanticism: i went into the woods and found the devil and he gave me a clock, but the clock was actually the industrial revolution and it fucking killed me

imagine-jim-bones-and-spock:

Roses are red, Star Trek is super,

realistic indiana jones movies

oldshrewsburyian:

thoodleoo:

indiana jones and tomb that had already been looted by robbers in the 19th century

indiana jones and pottery fragment #1478

indiana jones and the site discovered under somebody’s house so there was no way to actually dig it

indiana jones and the famous treasure that actually turned out to be an ancient chamber pot

indiana jones and the temple of maybe three damaged columns

indiana jones and the intro to archaeology class that didn’t give a shit and just wanted to pass for the gen ed credit

Related: Indiana Jones and the Tenure Application

mzdisdain:

involuntaryorange:

Lord, show me how to

say no to this

I don’t know how to

say no to this

True story.

Source: involuntaryorange

paintz:

Remember to leave milk and cookies out for when Captain America comes and leaves presents under your tree tonight!

lornacrowley:

my mutuals: (engaging in the Discourse all over my dashboard)

me, distraught: stop that!!! everybody stop that! you’re going to ruin Voldemort Day