A Pretty Taste for Paradox

if I get stolen by faeries and escape but end up years in the future do I get out of finishing my thesis?

should be thesis-ing, am instead doodling decreasingly-humanoid elves on my editing notes.

childballadsuggestion:

Enchant and slay the Elf Knight with his own sword who kidnaps you when he starts monologing

things I did instead of working on my thesis last night: this.

…something about this book just begs to be rendered in watercolor, idk.

I’ve realized that I will spend the rest of my life having revelations about the various clever references Terry Pratchett inserted into his work

today I was reading about Hobson’s Choice and suddenly remembered the name of the livery owner in Going Postal and yelped “oh my GOD” to the startlement of dog and roommate

I was doing a crossword and forgot the word “sally” and the word “sortie” (both in a military context; a sudden attack) and instead nearly wrote down “sashay” before I realized what was wrong with that picture