goddamnshinyrock:

goddamnshinyrock:

I love that every joke people make about unitarian universalists is not only accurate, but is also immediately and gleefully repeated by unitarian universalists, ad nauseum

to be fair, basically anything one says about UUs already sounds like either the set-up or the punchline to a joke about well-meaning liberals

I just found out my parents’ church has an annual folk music service for earth day……..

the staff at patagonia today were all super charmed by lucy and one guy jokingly offered to trade a down jacket for her, and then his coworker was immediately like ‘no colin look at her little face! she’s clearly worth a whole RACK of down jackets!’ which was very sweet and also a serious overestimation of the value of my weird squish-faced gremlin dog