John Adams was just out here picking fights holy shit
Here’s some John Adams quotes on other Founders
Ben Franklin: “His whole life has been one continued insult to good manners and to decency.”
George Washington: “That Washington is not a scholar is certain. That he is too illiterate, unlearned, unread for his station is equally beyond dispute.”
Alexander Hamilton:
“That bastard brat of a Scottish peddler! His ambition, his restlessness and all his grandiose schemes come, I’m convinced, from a superabundance of secretions, which he couldn’t find enough whores to absorb!”
my mother just sent me the most accurate possible map of massachusetts ever created:
please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore
my housemate K is writing a trek fic involving characters getting stranded and it’s my first chance to deploy my massive document of survival situation writing tips