pervocracy:

Fun statistical fact: Cows are about 300 times more likely to kill you than coyotes.

Minor sidenote to statistical fact: If it was common for people to keep several hundred coyotes on their property and routinely chase them into a corral and handle them, this statistic would be different.

I’ve lived in this apartment for the past three halloweens, and each year I faithfully bought candy and got zero (0) trick-or-treaters. Since I didn’t want to have yet another november 1st with an excess of pointless candy, I didn’t buy any this year, so of COURSE someone just knocked on the door.