if you ever want the experience of being totally baffled by text written in your native language, I highly recommend trying to wring useful information out of a guide written by and for experts in a scientific field you have no formal training in
sure man, I’ll just check if those macropunctures in the mesopleuron are accompanied by an omaulus, or if the clypeus has ferruginous markings, no problem
In this context, Flagellum is the long tip segment of the antennae of the wasp.
Scape is the base segment of the wasp that connects to its head.
Scutum is the shield-shaped hind plate of the Thorax of the wasp.
Mesopleuron – Wasps have a Head, Thorax, and Abdomen. The Thorax is the middle part, and it’s also divided into a couple parts. The middle bit is the Mesopleuron.
Ferruginous means reddish-brown/rust-colored.
Omaulus is the plate that the wings are tucked under.
In the picture above, you can see the little dots – the punctures through the Mesopleuron/upper body plate.
Clypeus is the faceplate just above the mandibles/mouth
Dorsal Margin is the exact top of the body. If you split the bug perfectly in half lengthwise, then the Dorsal Margin is the line that would go from the very center of its face, over the center of its back, bisecting it perfectly. (Ventral margin is that same line, except along the underside of the bug)
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Flagellum usually brownish to black dorsally (Figs 10.18–19), if partly orange then at least middle portion infuscated (Fig. 10.5). Yellow scutal markings rarely present but if so then scutum predominantly ferruginous. Centre of mesopleuron with dense, small punctures, sometimes interspersed with scattered macropunctures; omaulus absent (Fig. 10.2). Head and body usually with well-developed ferruginous markings. Female: scape reddish to ferruginous below; clypeus usually marked with ferruginous areas, if black and yellow, then black spot attaining dorsal margin
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Translates to:
The outermost segment of the antennae (of this species) is usually brownish to black, on the topmost side. If that segment is partly orange, then the middle part (of that antennae segment) will be primarily rust-colored. .
Yellow markings on the shield-shaped back plate are rarely present on this species, but if you do see yellow markings, then that back plate is going to be thoroughly covered in tiny holes.
The central segment of the thorax will be covered in a dense field of small holes – maybe even bigger holes. Also, this species has no plate that sits over where the wing attaches to the body.
The head and body will have distinct, rust-colored markings.
Females will have a base segment of her antennae colored with a reddish, gradient into rust-colored, and her face plate will be marked with rust colored areas as well.
If the female is black and yellow colored, then a black spot will be perfectly on the top and center.
Google is your friend. It provides definitions, informational graphics, and other examples of using those words in-context.
A lot of science uses Greek and Latin to give things ‘proper names’ – so when you see a mass of what appears to be gibberish, you’re not crazy. They’re ACTUALLY speaking another language.
holy shit did you just explain the concept of using latin and greek in scientific literature to me on the flippant shitpost thatI made to poke fun at dense academic language?
Amazon reviews of Fanny Hill from people who didn’t know it was pornography: the post.
Honorable mention: ‘Kindle Customer’, who did know it was pornography and was really into it:
speaking of Fanny Hill, these reviews are, collectively, still the funniest thing I’ve ever found on amazon
IN CONCLUSION: if you’ve read Fanny Hill and are trying to wrap your head around how anyone could possibly make a non-porn screen adaptation… you should watch the 2007 BBC 2-part miniseries, it’s surprisingly good, if a somewhat inexplicable choice of material for the beeb to adapt
and if you haven’t read Fanny Hill, you should definitely go read it. It’s bizarre and purple-prose-y and occasionally actually a bit titillating and is one of the few pieces of pornography that managed to become classics of english literature
OKAY SO TURNS OUT THEY MADE A SCREEN ADAPTATION OF FANNY HILL and it’s not just porn. they’re trying to make this a respectable period piece. this should be…. interesting….
FIRST THING: the Madam, Mrs. Brown, is played by the same actress as Mrs. Bennet in the 1995 Pride and Prejudice and it is doing my head in
We have skipped some of the more creative brothel scenes from the book (although we DID get Fanny’s First Orgasm and it was as Gay as it was in the book) and gone to straight to Lover #1, young handsome blond man who Takes Her Away From It All and gives her…. unsatisfying sex……….
Boyfriend gets shipped off to West Indies by his father to prevent them marrying, and Fanny has a miscarriage and goes into a decline due to The Sadness! Also landlady turns out to be another procuress, My Goodness How Shocking. New lover is keeping her in Style, though.
Uh oh, Mr. H cast her off, but fortunately now she’s classy enough for the upscale brothel. Time for more Fun and Creativity! :)))))
ohhh my god this boy whose dad brought him to the brothel is The Most Innocent teenager in the universe and she’s having to pretend to also be a virgin but also teach the kid what’s what and it is absolutely hilarious
This Orgy Has A Live Band
You’ll all be relieved to know that, although she Endured some Hardships, Fanny was eventually left a huge inheritance for being platonically nice to an old gentleman, and then reunited with original boyfriend, married respectably, and presumably lived happily ever after to write her saucy memoirs
which- I neglected to mention earlier- were conveyed through a weird framing device of having later-Fanny speaking directly to the camera while writing her book, I suppose to allow her narration to come through
and to preserve things like the maypole metaphor (my personal favorite passage) without having to actually show a dick onscreen
OKAY SO TURNS OUT THEY MADE A SCREEN ADAPTATION OF FANNY HILL and it’s not just porn. they’re trying to make this a respectable period piece. this should be…. interesting….
FIRST THING: the Madam, Mrs. Brown, is played by the same actress as Mrs. Bennet in the 1995 Pride and Prejudice and it is doing my head in
We have skipped some of the more creative brothel scenes from the book (although we DID get Fanny’s First Orgasm and it was as Gay as it was in the book) and gone to straight to Lover #1, young handsome blond man who Takes Her Away From It All and gives her…. unsatisfying sex……….
Boyfriend gets shipped off to West Indies by his father to prevent them marrying, and Fanny has a miscarriage and goes into a decline due to The Sadness! Also landlady turns out to be another procuress, My Goodness How Shocking. New lover is keeping her in Style, though.
Uh oh, Mr. H cast her off, but fortunately now she’s classy enough for the upscale brothel. Time for more Fun and Creativity! :)))))
ohhh my god this boy whose dad brought him to the brothel is The Most Innocent teenager in the universe and she’s having to pretend to also be a virgin but also teach the kid what’s what and it is absolutely hilarious
OKAY SO TURNS OUT THEY MADE A SCREEN ADAPTATION OF FANNY HILL and it’s not just porn. they’re trying to make this a respectable period piece. this should be…. interesting….
FIRST THING: the Madam, Mrs. Brown, is played by the same actress as Mrs. Bennet in the 1995 Pride and Prejudice and it is doing my head in
We have skipped some of the more creative brothel scenes from the book (although we DID get Fanny’s First Orgasm and it was as Gay as it was in the book) and gone to straight to Lover #1, young handsome blond man who Takes Her Away From It All and gives her…. unsatisfying sex……….
Boyfriend gets shipped off to West Indies by his father to prevent them marrying, and Fanny has a miscarriage and goes into a decline due to The Sadness! Also landlady turns out to be another procuress, My Goodness How Shocking. New lover is keeping her in Style, though.
Uh oh, Mr. H cast her off, but fortunately now she’s classy enough for the upscale brothel. Time for more Fun and Creativity! :)))))
ohhh my god this boy whose dad brought him to the brothel is The Most Innocent teenager in the universe and she’s having to pretend to also be a virgin but also teach the kid what’s what and it is absolutely hilarious
OKAY SO TURNS OUT THEY MADE A SCREEN ADAPTATION OF FANNY HILL and it’s not just porn. they’re trying to make this a respectable period piece. this should be…. interesting….
FIRST THING: the Madam, Mrs. Brown, is played by the same actress as Mrs. Bennet in the 1995 Pride and Prejudice and it is doing my head in
We have skipped some of the more creative brothel scenes from the book (although we DID get Fanny’s First Orgasm and it was as Gay as it was in the book) and gone to straight to Lover #1, young handsome blond man who Takes Her Away From It All and gives her…. unsatisfying sex……….
Boyfriend gets shipped off to West Indies by his father to prevent them marrying, and Fanny has a miscarriage and goes into a decline due to The Sadness! Also landlady turns out to be another procuress, My Goodness How Shocking. New lover is keeping her in Style, though.
Uh oh, Mr. H cast her off, but fortunately now she’s classy enough for the upscale brothel. Time for more Fun and Creativity! :)))))
OKAY SO TURNS OUT THEY MADE A SCREEN ADAPTATION OF FANNY HILL and it’s not just porn. they’re trying to make this a respectable period piece. this should be…. interesting….
FIRST THING: the Madam, Mrs. Brown, is played by the same actress as Mrs. Bennet in the 1995 Pride and Prejudice and it is doing my head in
We have skipped some of the more creative brothel scenes from the book (although we DID get Fanny’s First Orgasm and it was as Gay as it was in the book) and gone to straight to Lover #1, young handsome blond man who Takes Her Away From It All and gives her…. unsatisfying sex……….
Boyfriend gets shipped off to West Indies by his father to prevent them marrying, and Fanny has a miscarriage and goes into a decline due to The Sadness! Also landlady turns out to be another procuress, My Goodness How Shocking. New lover is keeping her in Style, though.