IN CONCLUSION: if you’ve read Fanny Hill and are trying to wrap your head around how anyone could possibly make a non-porn screen adaptation… you should watch the 2007 BBC 2-part miniseries, it’s surprisingly good, if a somewhat inexplicable choice of material for the beeb to adapt

and if you haven’t read Fanny Hill, you should definitely go read it. It’s bizarre and purple-prose-y and occasionally actually a bit titillating and is one of the few pieces of pornography that managed to become classics of english literature

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OKAY SO TURNS OUT THEY MADE A SCREEN ADAPTATION OF FANNY HILL and it’s not just porn. they’re trying to make this a respectable period piece. this should be…. interesting….

FIRST THING: the Madam, Mrs. Brown, is played by the same actress as Mrs. Bennet in the 1995 Pride and Prejudice and it is doing my head in

We have skipped some of the more creative brothel scenes from the book (although we DID get Fanny’s First Orgasm and it was as Gay as it was in the book) and gone to straight to Lover #1, young handsome blond man who Takes Her Away From It All and gives her…. unsatisfying sex………. 

Boyfriend gets shipped off to West Indies by his father to prevent them marrying, and Fanny has a miscarriage and goes into a decline due to The Sadness! Also landlady turns out to be another procuress, My Goodness How Shocking. New lover is keeping her in Style, though.

Uh oh, Mr. H cast her off, but fortunately now she’s classy enough for the upscale brothel. Time for more Fun and Creativity! :)))))

ohhh my god this boy whose dad brought him to the brothel is The Most Innocent teenager in the universe and she’s having to pretend to also be a virgin but also teach the kid what’s what and it is absolutely hilarious

This Orgy Has A Live Band

You’ll all be relieved to know that, although she Endured some Hardships, Fanny was eventually left a huge inheritance for being platonically nice to an old gentleman, and then reunited with original boyfriend, married respectably, and presumably lived happily ever after to write her saucy memoirs

which- I neglected to mention earlier- were conveyed through a weird framing device of having later-Fanny speaking directly to the camera while writing her book, I suppose to allow her narration to come through

and to preserve things like the maypole metaphor (my personal favorite passage) without having to actually show a dick onscreen

goddamnshinyrock:

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goddamnshinyrock:

goddamnshinyrock:

OKAY SO TURNS OUT THEY MADE A SCREEN ADAPTATION OF FANNY HILL and it’s not just porn. they’re trying to make this a respectable period piece. this should be…. interesting….

FIRST THING: the Madam, Mrs. Brown, is played by the same actress as Mrs. Bennet in the 1995 Pride and Prejudice and it is doing my head in

We have skipped some of the more creative brothel scenes from the book (although we DID get Fanny’s First Orgasm and it was as Gay as it was in the book) and gone to straight to Lover #1, young handsome blond man who Takes Her Away From It All and gives her…. unsatisfying sex………. 

Boyfriend gets shipped off to West Indies by his father to prevent them marrying, and Fanny has a miscarriage and goes into a decline due to The Sadness! Also landlady turns out to be another procuress, My Goodness How Shocking. New lover is keeping her in Style, though.

Uh oh, Mr. H cast her off, but fortunately now she’s classy enough for the upscale brothel. Time for more Fun and Creativity! :)))))

ohhh my god this boy whose dad brought him to the brothel is The Most Innocent teenager in the universe and she’s having to pretend to also be a virgin but also teach the kid what’s what and it is absolutely hilarious

This Orgy Has A Live Band

goddamnshinyrock:

goddamnshinyrock:

goddamnshinyrock:

goddamnshinyrock:

goddamnshinyrock:

OKAY SO TURNS OUT THEY MADE A SCREEN ADAPTATION OF FANNY HILL and it’s not just porn. they’re trying to make this a respectable period piece. this should be…. interesting….

FIRST THING: the Madam, Mrs. Brown, is played by the same actress as Mrs. Bennet in the 1995 Pride and Prejudice and it is doing my head in

We have skipped some of the more creative brothel scenes from the book (although we DID get Fanny’s First Orgasm and it was as Gay as it was in the book) and gone to straight to Lover #1, young handsome blond man who Takes Her Away From It All and gives her…. unsatisfying sex………. 

Boyfriend gets shipped off to West Indies by his father to prevent them marrying, and Fanny has a miscarriage and goes into a decline due to The Sadness! Also landlady turns out to be another procuress, My Goodness How Shocking. New lover is keeping her in Style, though.

Uh oh, Mr. H cast her off, but fortunately now she’s classy enough for the upscale brothel. Time for more Fun and Creativity! :)))))

ohhh my god this boy whose dad brought him to the brothel is The Most Innocent teenager in the universe and she’s having to pretend to also be a virgin but also teach the kid what’s what and it is absolutely hilarious

goddamnshinyrock:

goddamnshinyrock:

goddamnshinyrock:

goddamnshinyrock:

OKAY SO TURNS OUT THEY MADE A SCREEN ADAPTATION OF FANNY HILL and it’s not just porn. they’re trying to make this a respectable period piece. this should be…. interesting….

FIRST THING: the Madam, Mrs. Brown, is played by the same actress as Mrs. Bennet in the 1995 Pride and Prejudice and it is doing my head in

We have skipped some of the more creative brothel scenes from the book (although we DID get Fanny’s First Orgasm and it was as Gay as it was in the book) and gone to straight to Lover #1, young handsome blond man who Takes Her Away From It All and gives her…. unsatisfying sex………. 

Boyfriend gets shipped off to West Indies by his father to prevent them marrying, and Fanny has a miscarriage and goes into a decline due to The Sadness! Also landlady turns out to be another procuress, My Goodness How Shocking. New lover is keeping her in Style, though.

Uh oh, Mr. H cast her off, but fortunately now she’s classy enough for the upscale brothel. Time for more Fun and Creativity! :)))))

goddamnshinyrock:

goddamnshinyrock:

goddamnshinyrock:

OKAY SO TURNS OUT THEY MADE A SCREEN ADAPTATION OF FANNY HILL and it’s not just porn. they’re trying to make this a respectable period piece. this should be…. interesting….

FIRST THING: the Madam, Mrs. Brown, is played by the same actress as Mrs. Bennet in the 1995 Pride and Prejudice and it is doing my head in

We have skipped some of the more creative brothel scenes from the book (although we DID get Fanny’s First Orgasm and it was as Gay as it was in the book) and gone to straight to Lover #1, young handsome blond man who Takes Her Away From It All and gives her…. unsatisfying sex………. 

Boyfriend gets shipped off to West Indies by his father to prevent them marrying, and Fanny has a miscarriage and goes into a decline due to The Sadness! Also landlady turns out to be another procuress, My Goodness How Shocking. New lover is keeping her in Style, though.