steal a priceless golden cup from the British Museum and send it to the Queen as a gift for her Diamond Jubilee

Songs and ballads concerning smuggling.
Cover image is a print by John Atkinson entitled “Smugglers”.
- Schooner I’m Alone– Woods Tea Company
- Valparaiso In A Rowboat– Shanghaied on the Willamette
- Boston Smuggler– Martin Simpson
- The Smuggler– Jess Arrowsmith
- The Female Smuggler– Pete Castle
- A Smuggler’s Song– Peter Bellamy
- Acadian Saturday Night– Stan Rogers
- Smuggling the Tin– Liam Weldon
- The Poor Smuggler’s Boy– Angela Brasil
- French Perfume– Great Big Sea
- Smuggler– The McCalmans
- Nellie J. Banks– Manchester Run
12 tracks; 42 mins. {Playmoss}
Some Smithsonian National Zoo Zookeeper: hey guys, orangutans are primarily an arboreal species, we should give them a massive climbing trail throughout the zoo so they can climb like they would in the wild!
Smithsonian National Zoo Exec: excellent suggestion Zookeeper Smith the tourists will love it*cut to a crowd of horrified tourists screaming in terror as the orangutans gleefully pee on the unsuspecting masses*
Smithsonian National Zoo Zookeeper: enrichment
exhibit opening: T – 1.5 hrs
I’m torn between assuming ‘everything is going to go great but no one will show up’, and ’everyone in the seattle museum community will show up but everything will go wrong’
so thursday night, before exhibit install started, I went climbing and ended up smacking my left knee and elbow on the wall as I fell, and then landing on and twisting that knee when I hit the mats
and then this morning, right outside the doors of the museum as I came in to do final touch-ups, I rolled my ankle on an uneven bit of pavement and wiped out in the middle of the street, catching myself, again, on my left knee and elbow
I gotta say, there’s nothing like making an entrance by requesting bandaids so you don’t start bleeding through your clothing and onto the exhibit panels
the exhibit opens tonight and we are going to install the last few pieces in about an hour and oh my god this is down to the wire.

reflection in the train window, bisected by seattle
The 7th-century Sutton Hoo ship burial was discovered in July 1939, on the eve of the Second World War.
One of the most important discoveries from Anglo-Saxon England, the undisturbed burial produced many significant objects. Examples of exquisite craftsmanship like these stunning gold cloisonné accessories show how advanced Anglo-Saxon metalwork was by this time.
I just reached the bottom of a page in the book I was reading and automatically my thumb swiped upwards to scroll down and I experienced a moment of total disorientation and now I feel more millennial than I have ever felt in my life



